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Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

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A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

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I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

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“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

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A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”

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If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

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Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

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Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

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I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

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Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.