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  • It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.
  • You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?
  • No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.
  • I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.
  • If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.
  • I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.