Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

This Monday has Monday written all over it.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?