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A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

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I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

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No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

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It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

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I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

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Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

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Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

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About to form my very first opinion.

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I will sit in the rain about this.

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We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

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Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

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Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

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I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that.

My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.

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Missionary, so we can discuss how 15 min can save us 15% or more on car insurance.

Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.

There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

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The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

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Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.

This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

I’m not old, I’m vintage.

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

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