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I’ve decided that I’m going to underthink today.

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I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

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2 months ago

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The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

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2 months ago

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I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

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Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

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Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

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99 shares on Reddit this month:

You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

72 shares on Reddit this month:

If I don’t reply, assume I opened your message, nodded, and then got distracted.

41 shares on Discord this month:

People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

97 shares on Messenger this month:

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

30 shares on Discord this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

58 shares on Telegram this month:

Real lovers are currently single, by the way.

26 shares on X this month:

Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

94 shares on Instagram this month:

I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

32 shares on Discord this month:

According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 4 days until Christmas.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

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Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

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My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

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Being sexy is just the cherry on top. I’m actually a genius and the sweetest girl ever.

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Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.

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I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

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Sometimes I’ll pause a YouTube video to scroll on reels. I’m not sure if I’ll ever be able to be loved genuinely.

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Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

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Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

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My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

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I believe in Bigfoot because Bigfoot believes in me.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

Breaking via Reddit:

Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

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The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

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Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

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I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

Just landed via Reddit:

The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

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They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

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I’ve decided that I’m going to underthink today.

I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

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