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Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

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I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

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To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

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Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

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We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

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We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

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“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.