If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi. Posted on5 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home. I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine. Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today. My passport probably thinks I’m in prison. As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.
