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  • I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.
  • Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.
  • Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.
  • The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.
  • It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.
  • Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.