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That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

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I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

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“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

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In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

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My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

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I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

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Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

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Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

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Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.