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If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.

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Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

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Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

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The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

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A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

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Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

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My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

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When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

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Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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Welcome to your 50s, there’s a wrong way to stretch now.

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One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

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Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

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I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

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Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

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Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

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I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

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They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

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Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

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Rap fell off when literacy stopped being a requirement.

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Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.

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I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

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Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

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There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

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I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

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I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

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You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

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Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

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Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

Freshly posted on Discord:

When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

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If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

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If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

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I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

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I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

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