Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

I run a parody bank account.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.