If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now. Commentary:"With all these 'workouts,' I must be on the cover of Stress Vogue soon! 😅🧘♀️💥" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again. One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves. I wish rolling your eyes burned calories. If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it. I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.
