If there are parallel realities, I really hope they’re not as stupid as this one.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.