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Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.

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Caffeine isn’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat a gun.

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Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

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Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

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The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

23 shares on Discord this month:

What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

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Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

72 shares on Slack this month:

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

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Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

87 shares on X this month:

Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

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They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

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Absurdity is the spice of life.

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I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

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Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

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There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

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My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

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Girl to girl: Please have at least two boyfriends.

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Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

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Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

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We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

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My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.

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When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

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My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

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One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

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A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

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Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

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I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way.

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I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

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I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

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If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

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Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

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Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.

Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

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