If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

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โ€œWho needs therapy when you can just go for a run and have your body scream at you instead? ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ Just remember, sweating out your problems doesnโ€™t always mean solving them! ๐Ÿ˜… #ExerciseIsMyTherapyโ€

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