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I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

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“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

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Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

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The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

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Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

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I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

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Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

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She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

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I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.