If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

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Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

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I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

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Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

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I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

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I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

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We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

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Accidentally used men’s shower gel today, and I can already feel myself lying for no reason.

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Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.