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I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

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Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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And to my children, I leave 127 open tabs on Safari.

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I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

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The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

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Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

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I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

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My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

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I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

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Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

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Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

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I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

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When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

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I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop.

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My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

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I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me, and not the camera version.

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My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

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WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

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Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

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We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

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Commenting “humiliation ritual” on a pic of my friend out with his family.

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Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

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Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

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Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

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If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

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Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

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Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.

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I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

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When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

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My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

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“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

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Damn, how much daylight are they trying to save? It’s dark as hell.

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THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

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Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

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