If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

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Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

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It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

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The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

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Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

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I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

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Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

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Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

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Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

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Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

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If you like water, you already like 72% of me.