If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

Commentary:
Oh, that’s just me expressing my deep appreciation for fine dining in a unique way! 🍽️👅 Who needs shame when you have delicious charcuterie? 😁 #PlateLickerExtraordinaire

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