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If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may…

If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may…

Commentary:
Ah, the invisible force field of personal space in the check out line! 🙅‍♂️🛒 Just remember, if you cozy up too close, you might end up involuntarily sponsoring someone's grocery run! 😂💸 #NeedMySpace

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged awkward, awkward situation, breathing, check, checkout, checkout line, close, humor, interaction, line, me, neck, pay, personal, personal space, sarcasm, shopping, situation, social, social interaction, space, stand, stuff, too, well on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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