Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.
- I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.
- I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.
- When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.
- Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.