If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life. I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand. I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck. When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created. Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.