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Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

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WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

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The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

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I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

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Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

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Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

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Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

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D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

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The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?