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I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

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I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

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If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

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Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

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Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

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They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

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It’s Monday, but at what cost?