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The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

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I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

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Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

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I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

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Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

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Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

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Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.