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If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.

If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.

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Did they raise you in a volcano lair? Because your villain origin story is giving me real Dr. Evil vibes! 😈🌋

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attitude, blame, evil, humor, man, me, meet, origin, personality, think, transformation, wait on Aug 14, 2025 by slickboy.

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