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Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

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I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

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What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

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Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

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So many mistakes to make, so little time.

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If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

Just shared via Threads:

You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

Reported on Reddit:

Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

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Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

Just shared via WhatsApp:

With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

Making waves on Discord:

Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

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Jan 24, 2025

If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

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Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

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Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

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Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

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If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

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I have friends in high places (birds).

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Snapchat:

Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

Making waves on Slack:

I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

Going viral on Discord:

To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

Reported on Slack:

Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

Broadcasted on Instagram:

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

Just shared via Reddit:

I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

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Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

Just landed via Discord:

Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

Just shared via Instagram:

Remember that even the worst haircut will eventually grow on you.

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