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"Who needs horsepower when you can have lunch power? 🚚🍔 Trade in your sports car for a food truck and win hearts with every meal! 🏎️❌🌮 #StreetEats"

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29 shares on Slack this month:

Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

80 shares on Reddit this month:

Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

85 shares on Messenger this month:

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

42 shares on Instagram this month:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

43 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

26 shares on X this month:

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

98 shares on Reddit this month:

A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

69 shares on TikTok this month:

Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

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I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

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Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

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Just took off my daytime sweatpants and put on my nighttime sweatpants.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

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My OnlyFans is just hours of me untangling Christmas lights.

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Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

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In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

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She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

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Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

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The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

Live now on Twitch:

Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

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Men be like “I hate drama,” and then have love triangles, secret babies, a wife, side chick, ex that’s still around, breadcrumbs, and unhealed trauma.

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Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

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It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

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For Halloween, you should be mine.

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I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

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Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

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If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

Unfortunately for things, they have no choice but to work out for me.

Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

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If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

Keep the laugh going 😂

9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.

Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

Unfortunately for things, they have no choice but to work out for me.

Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

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