If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van. I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food. Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does. Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself. Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.