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I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

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Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

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I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

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Math is like Chinese to me.

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Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

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Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

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14 shares on TikTok this month:

Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

34 shares on WeChat this month:

So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

12 shares on Facebook this month:

I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

35 shares on Discord this month:

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

17 shares on Reddit this month:

People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

86 shares on WeChat this month:

All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

72 shares on Slack this month:

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

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By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

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Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

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My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

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Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

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Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

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You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

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All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

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It’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book, and it lives on your bookshelf for 12 years.

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Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

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My apologies to the Goodreads reviewer who found my novel about vampires on a submarine, “unrealistic.”

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Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

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Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

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Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

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“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

Shared recently on YouTube:

One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

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I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.

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I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

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Whoever first said, “It gets to a point,” was definitely at that point, and I feel them deeply.

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Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

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If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

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I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

Math is like Chinese to me.

Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

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