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"Who needs horsepower when you can have lunch power? 🚚🍔 Trade in your sports car for a food truck and win hearts with every meal! 🏎️❌🌮 #StreetEats"

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I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

2 months ago

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My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

2 months ago

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Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

2 months ago

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Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

2 months ago

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It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.

2 months ago

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Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

2 months ago

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80 shares on TikTok this month:

Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

36 shares on TikTok this month:

This economy requires two hustlers working together – not a hustler and a leech. It’s too expensive to be out here carrying dead weight.

53 shares on Telegram this month:

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

34 shares on Threads this month:

Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

42 shares on Pinterest this month:

Men be like, “I’m sexually attracted to you as a friend.

90 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

100 shares on Twitch this month:

If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

We need a slur for people that use AI.

41 shares on Snapchat this month:

Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

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Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Food gives you energy to nap more.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

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Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

I have to stand in the shower about this.

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Going bananas on TikTok:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

Live now on Threads:

If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

Just landed via Messenger:

When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

Spotted on Discord:

I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Super excited about a brand new week of self-sabotage.

Just shared via Slack:

Kid, I have jeans older than you.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Losing weight is basically all about being cold 90% of the time.

Just shared via Reddit:

If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

Going viral on Instagram:

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

Going bananas on Reddit:

If you’re a dude and you’re having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.

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If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

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I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

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Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

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