If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

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My age is news to me every single time I remember.

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Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

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I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

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You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

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Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

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I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

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My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

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I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

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So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.