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Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

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Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

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I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

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I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

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I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

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Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

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Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

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I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

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How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.