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Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

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I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

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She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

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If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

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I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

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My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

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If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

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*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

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“Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?

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Unfollowers, take me with you!