I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can. Commentary:"When your stealth skills are overcooked but the drama is well done! 🍔😂 #Whoopsie" Related Funny Posts 🤝 You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”. What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you? People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face. I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am. Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.
