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I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only hav…

I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only hav…

Commentary:
"Who needs fancy diet plans when you've got the 'broke until payday' regime! 🤑🥗 It's the ultimate test of willpower and budgeting skills. Just remember, you're not hungry, you're just financially disciplined! 😂💸 #DietGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged budgeting, diet, dollars, effective, financial, food, humor, i, joke, money, only, payday, struggle, twenty on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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