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“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

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This year has gone by so quick. Christmas is basically tomorrow.

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Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

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The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

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You’re still ragebaiting? Everyone is on vagueposting now. Keep up.

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51 shares on Slack this month:

Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

12 shares on Instagram this month:

If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

24 shares on Reddit this month:

Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

87 shares on WeChat this month:

What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?

37 shares on YouTube this month:

Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

48 shares on X this month:

I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

11 shares on Pinterest this month:

Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

35 shares on Snapchat this month:

The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

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Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

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I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

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Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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If onion powder is dehydrated onions blitzed into powder, how much onion powder would I need to consume to have eaten a whole onion?

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Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

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Spotted on WeChat:

I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

Shared recently on Slack:

I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

Seen just now on Twitch:

If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

Trending via Slack:

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

Making waves on WeChat:

The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

Making waves on Pinterest:

She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

Live now on Discord:

Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

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I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

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“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

This year has gone by so quick. Christmas is basically tomorrow.

Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

You’re still ragebaiting? Everyone is on vagueposting now. Keep up.

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