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I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

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I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

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Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

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We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

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Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

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You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

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Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

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Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

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Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

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And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.