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“I’m on my fifth cup of coffee today – you should consider yourself lucky I can still form coherent sentences around you. You’re welcome for my caffeine-fueled kindness.” 
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Ah, the glamorous life of a consultant – dispensing advice with a sprinkle of uncertainty and a hefty side of billable hours
Consulting: where “maybe” meets “cha-ching!” 
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“Well, it looks like your chocolate advent calendar is ahead of its time – maybe it’s eager for Christmas just like the rest of us! Who needs a calendar when you have chocolate telling you the future? Watch out for the wise-cracking chocolate on Christmas Eve! 
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“Seppuku? Ain’t nobody got time for that!
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“Ah, the classic struggle between theory and reality – the brain saying ‘shh’ but the mouth doing its own thing
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“Who needs ‘Sex with your ex’ when you can have a bestseller? Take a page out of the history books instead of re-reading old chapters
#MovingOnUp”