Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.
  • I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.
  • Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.
  • My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.
  • Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.
  • The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.