I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome. Posted on23 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:☕️ "I'm on my fifth cup of coffee today – you should consider yourself lucky I can still form coherent sentences around you. You're welcome for my caffeine-fueled kindness." 😜 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more. I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach. Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it. Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.