Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.
- I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.
- As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.
- I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.
- Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.
