I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome. Posted onMay 29, 20243 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more. As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels. I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach. Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.