I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

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I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

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Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

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There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

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Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

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Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

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Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

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What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

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You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

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Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!