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- I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.
- Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.
- You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’
- If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.
- If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.