I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

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Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

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My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

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The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

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I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

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My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

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Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

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Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.