Home Funny Quotes I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

3 months ago

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"Rocking that comfy dress with floral patterns? 🌸🥔 Nelly Flortato reporting for duty! Who says a potato can't have style? 😄 #FashionistaSpud"

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