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  • It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything.
  • It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.
  • I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.
  • So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.
  • Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.
  • “Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?