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Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

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I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

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We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

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The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

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Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

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I’d stalk me too, I get it.

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My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

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Life is too short, and death is too long.

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Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

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I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.