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I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

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Choo choo, all aboard the Dysfunction Express! ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ˜† Don't worry folks, this train wreck comes with a complimentary smile for your viewing pleasure! ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿš† Brace yourselves for a bumpy ride!

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged chaos, dysfunctional, humor, just, life, life struggles, positivity, self-deprecation, smile, struggles, train, train wreck, wreck on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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