“I’m not dramatic. I just react with the intensity of a Shakespearean widow at all times.” Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Shakespearean widow mode activated: *sobs dramatically* "Is this a spilled coffee I see before me?!" 🎭☕️🤯 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news. No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart. You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door. Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch. I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life. I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life. “November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.