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I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

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๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฅณ "I'm done with making resolutions! It's about time the years step up their game and start being better, don't you think? ๐Ÿ˜† Let's see some improvement, 2022! #NewYearSameMe" ๐Ÿ™Œ



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