I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

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"Weekend fun: mastering the art of 'grocery cart drifting' and 'laundry Olympics'! 🛒🥇😂"

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