I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.
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"Thank goodness for light's selective seduction skills! Can you imagine the chaos of having boars trying to RSVP to your next dinner party through the windows? 🐷🕯️ #OnlyInMyNightmares"

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