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All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

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Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

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There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

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I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

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There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

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According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

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People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

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Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

46 shares on TikTok this month:

My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

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Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

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Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

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Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

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I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

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Been telling everyone, “It’s been a good year for horses.” No idea whether that’s true or not, but they keep nodding like it makes a lot of sense.

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Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

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Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

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Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

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Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

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Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

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There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

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I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

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I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

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Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

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If you can stand me, you deserve me!

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Another fine day ruined by waking up.

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In 2007, if you wore a long-sleeve T-shirt under a regular T-shirt, it meant that you liked music.

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Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

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I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

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It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

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I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

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Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

Aura is the real business card.

All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

New year update: losing everything but weight.

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