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The science between bragging about a man and him disappointing you immediately after needs to be studied.

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Are you gonna confess your undying love for me or what, bro?

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It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

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Migraine so bad you develop powers like superhuman hearing.

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Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

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Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

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Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

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I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

Biting the heads off all these gingerbread men if you wanna swing by.

When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

The science between bragging about a man and him disappointing you immediately after needs to be studied.

Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

My first mistake was leaving the womb.

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I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

Back to the Future and chill?

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May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

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The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?

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Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

Short men store so much anger in their little body.

Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

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They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

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