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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

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“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

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Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

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30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

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I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

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Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

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Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

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Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

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The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

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I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.