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I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but…

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but…

Commentary:
"Watch out world, we've got a double threat here! 🎭🍝 I'm not just a messy eater, I'm an artist spreading my sauce-stained canvas everywhere. Care for a food fight, or should I say, food flight? 🚀😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged clothes, food, humor, i, mess, only, relatable, skills, social, spill, talent, too, yours on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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