Trending Funny Quotes šŸ‘‡

  • Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.
  • Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.
  • You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.
  • Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.
  • Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.
  • Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.