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Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

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I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

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2 months ago

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You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

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2 months ago

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My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

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Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

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2 months ago

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I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know.

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4 months ago

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If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

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My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

38 shares on Pinterest this month:

Salted, and I cannot stress this enough, butter.

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Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

45 shares on Telegram this month:

I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

31 shares on WeChat this month:

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

15 shares on Messenger this month:

I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

50 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.

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I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

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A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

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“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

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If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

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The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

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Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

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Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.

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Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

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All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

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My mom is asking each ornament, “Where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.

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I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

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Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

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I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

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I only squeak when I’m squoken to.

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I travel like I’m rich, then eat like I’m broke.

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Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

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In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

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I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

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My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

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When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

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I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

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Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

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You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

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