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32 shares on Facebook this month:

Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

56 shares on Telegram this month:

If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

“It’s not that deep!” Well, I have a shovel and I enjoy digging for meaning.

49 shares on TikTok this month:

Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

86 shares on X this month:

We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

41 shares on YouTube this month:

In a relationship with my heated car seat.

97 shares on Messenger this month:

I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

86 shares on Snapchat this month:

Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

65 shares on TikTok this month:

The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

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A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

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I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

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Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.

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“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

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My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

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Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

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Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

Going viral on Snapchat:

“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

Going viral on X:

The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

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You’re in her DMs. I’m accidentally reposting reels of Tibetan foxes because I don’t know how to use the app anymore.

Making waves on Twitch:

My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

Spotted on Threads:

Being rich is going to look so cute on me.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate, and blame them for everything.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Don’t be boring. Create the gossip you would like to hear.

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A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

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I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

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I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

The feminine urge to say “ouch” when I bump into things that doesn’t even hurt.

The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

Lowkey wanna fall in love, but Monday to Friday is work, Saturday is laundry, Sunday is mental prep for Monday. The butterflies in my stomach are actually decomposing.

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I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

The feminine urge to say “ouch” when I bump into things that doesn’t even hurt.

The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

Lowkey wanna fall in love, but Monday to Friday is work, Saturday is laundry, Sunday is mental prep for Monday. The butterflies in my stomach are actually decomposing.

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