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I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

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"Oh, Covid, the ultimate party crasher 🦠! It's like, 'Hey, I already survived your shenanigans once, isn't once enough?' 🙄 But nope, Covid's out here making surprise comebacks like a bad sequel 🎬. Can't help but feel a bit miffed about it, right? 😂 #RudeVirus"



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