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I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your hou…

I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your hou…

Commentary:
When they say "adult supervision required," apparently that's just a suggestion! 😂🚶‍♂️🧩

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged allowed, behavior, house, humor, independence, own, permission, social, social behavior, surprise on Jul 13, 2025 by slickboy.

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