Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,443

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Telegram:

Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.

Broadcasted on Threads:

The feminine urge to be the most feared witch in the village.

Trending via Facebook:

Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

Shared recently on WeChat:

It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

Going viral on TikTok:

Imagine being social on social media.

Trending via Twitch:

Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

Trending via Messenger:

Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

Just landed via Reddit:

Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

Seen just now on Threads:

Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

In 2007, if you wore a long-sleeve T-shirt under a regular T-shirt, it meant that you liked music.

1 week ago

Funny Quotes

Funny retro-inspired quote about 2007 fashion signaling music love, playful and witty.

Download image ↓

Commentary:
Throwing it back to when layering shirts was the official sign of a music aficionado! 🎶👕 #FashionStatements #Throwback

2007, clothing, fashion, liked, long-sleeve, long-sleeve T-shirt, meant, music, regular, style, t-shirt, trend, under

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Funny Quotes Collections

✨ New Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

52 shares on TikTok this month:

Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

11 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

81 shares on Snapchat this month:

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

56 shares on TikTok this month:

I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it’s just your mom ain’t replying.

13 shares on Slack this month:

As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

11 shares on WeChat this month:

I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

17 shares on Slack this month:

Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

We can’t use nicknames at work anymore, and I blame Teletubby.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

I kind of can’t wait for my generation to be bumping 90’s hip hop, rap, and heavy metal at the old folks’ homes.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Becoming a DJ, but only because I like to impose my will and preferences upon the masses.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Reddit:

I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

Making waves on Facebook:

I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

Just shared via TikTok:

I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

Just landed via X:

I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.

Spotted on Facebook:

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

Seen just now on Threads:

Bok Choy is a dope name for a vegetable.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

In 2007, if you wore a long-sleeve T-shirt under a regular T-shirt, it meant that you liked music.

My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

In 2007, if you wore a long-sleeve T-shirt under a regular T-shirt, it meant that you liked music.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨