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In a parallel universe, I go to bed early and wake up fresh and unstoppable.

In a parallel universe, I go to bed early and wake up fresh and unstoppable.

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In that universe, my alarm clock is probably just a motivational playlist! 😴⏰💪

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bed, bedtime, early, fresh, humor, i, morning, motivation, parallel, parallel universe, sleep, universe, unstoppable, wake, wake up on Oct 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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