In a parallel universe, I go to bed early and wake up fresh… Commentary:In that universe, my alarm clock is probably just a motivational playlist! 😴⏰💪 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day. I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up. I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking. If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well. My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.