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Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

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The first bowl of cereal makes you want a second, but the second makes you wish you stopped at the first.

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If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

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If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

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Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

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Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

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Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

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I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.

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My psych professor asked if we’d heard of Pavlov. I said, “It rings a bell.” No one laughed; I’m too witty for this class.

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Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

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I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

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People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

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I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

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Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

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Vaginally speaking, he seems nice.

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There has been a British voice in my head saying, “Bit sad innit,” for the past few weeks.

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My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

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British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

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Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

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Wake me up when I’m rich!

In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

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Witty quote about prioritizing education over love in your twenties, playful and humorous in tone.

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You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

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I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

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Foo fighters still fighting foo.

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Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

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A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

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“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

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Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

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Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.

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Fifty shades of I miss you.

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

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Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

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Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

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Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

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Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.

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Some people come into your life to remind you why you don’t wanna let anyone into your life.

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No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper.

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To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

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Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

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The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

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I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

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The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

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Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

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Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

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Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

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Being a procrastinator and a perfectionist means you’re stressed about work … that you haven’t even started yet.

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Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

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In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

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In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

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