“Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat. Commentary:Scaling Mount Cat Party! 🎉🐾 Better be some legendary tuna cake at the top! 🐱🎈 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved. Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone). The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks. My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin. When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.
