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Extroverts love our energy. Thatโ€™s why they suck it out of us.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท has shared:

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has viewed:

โ€œBecause my hair is not doneโ€ is a very valid reason to decline an outing.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด has viewed:

If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ผ has bookmarked:

Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฏ has copied:

A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช has shared:

People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has bookmarked:

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฟ has shared:

Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ณ has viewed:

Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

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Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

Trending via Snapchat:

Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

Trending via WhatsApp:

My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.

Going viral on WeChat:

Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.

Just shared via Messenger:

Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I donโ€™t. I just need money.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

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63 shares on Telegram this month:

You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

20 shares on Pinterest this month:

Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

39 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.

41 shares on X this month:

Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine youโ€™re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

73 shares on Slack this month:

Kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice.

96 shares on WeChat this month:

Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

50 shares on Threads this month:

Kind of rude you didnโ€™t wake me up before you went went.

54 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I donโ€™t know who needs to hear this but youโ€™re not dying, itโ€™s just Monday.

61 shares on Discord this month:

Itโ€™s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

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Instagram should let you extend the run of one story for another 24 hours if the intended target didnโ€™t see it.

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Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

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Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

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The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

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You canโ€™t spell dyslexia without sexy.

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You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.

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At the end of the day, itโ€™s the friend that doesnโ€™t take your ghosting phases personally.

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The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

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Iโ€™m so single right now, I canโ€™t even spell relayshaunship.

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Adding โ€œscroll for two hoursโ€ to my To-Do list, so I wonโ€™t do it.

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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฐ has downloaded:

We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ท has downloaded:

If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ has shared:

I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ญ has viewed:

God saw you do that.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡จ has viewed:

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didnโ€™t want to be there the first time.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has copied:

Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has viewed:

Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has shared:

Selfish people are my favorite because you never have to guess their motives.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท has bookmarked:

Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฒ has copied:

My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

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Spreading quickly via Slack:

I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now theyโ€™re never getting grandkids.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

Just shared via WeChat:

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

Going viral on Slack:

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

Trending via Pinterest:

Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

Live now on Threads:

I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

Going viral on Telegram:

People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

Spotted on YouTube:

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

One of the most disappointing things is when you get a severe thunderstorm warning, and there is no severe thunderstorm.

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