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  • My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM
  • I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.
  • People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.
  • We do it every night. Annoy each other.
  • A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.
  • Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.