It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

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Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

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The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

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Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

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We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

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I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

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Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

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It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

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Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

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Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

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Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.