It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it. Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:🥗😂 "Ah, the infamous Caesar Salad – the only salad that requires a stab-proof vest before consumption! A true gladiator in the world of leafy greens. Watch out, Julius Caesar, these croutons mean business! 🗡️🥗" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add? The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there. Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.” I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do. Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.
