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If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

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We used to burn CDs like we were running an underground record label.

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The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

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You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

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Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

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Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

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Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

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The homie who’s ultimately just a pawn in your grand scheme.

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Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

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Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

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My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.

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Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

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My wife has the worst taste in men.

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I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

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Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

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“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

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Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

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Social media has dragged humans back into Plato’s cave, and chained them there.

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Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

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It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

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At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

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Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

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It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

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