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It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

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🥗😂 "Ah, the infamous Caesar Salad – the only salad that requires a stab-proof vest before consumption! A true gladiator in the world of leafy greens. Watch out, Julius Caesar, these croutons mean business! 🗡️🥗"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged Caesar, caesar salad, cooking, eat, food, food humor, funny food, humor, joke, salad, stab, times on Nov 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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