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I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

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If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

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Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

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What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend.

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My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

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Trending via Slack:

I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

Going viral on Threads:

I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

Going bananas on Slack:

As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

Making waves on Telegram:

A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

Just shared via YouTube:

Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

Just landed via Pinterest:

If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

Breaking via Messenger:

If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Watching a movie and using a laser pointer to indicate where my fellow viewers should be looking for an optimal viewing experience.

It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

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Witty quote about the irony of illegal resource access versus university library availability.

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I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

41 shares on Messenger this month:

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

89 shares on Instagram this month:

Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

24 shares on YouTube this month:

My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

85 shares on Reddit this month:

My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

25 shares on Slack this month:

I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

47 shares on Twitch this month:

Y’all pronounce it data or data?

69 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

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May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

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Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

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I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

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Just landed via Discord:

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

Going viral on Twitch:

Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

Going viral on Instagram:

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

Going viral on TikTok:

Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

Going viral on Threads:

Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

Breaking via Twitch:

I can’t work under these festive conditions.

Breaking via Twitch:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

Going viral on Slack:

Sorry, I’m late. I was pumping up the jam.

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It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

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It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

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