Itβs kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Isn't it ironic how we have to act out a mini nap performance before the real deal? π΄ I guess it's all part of the theatrical masterpiece called 'Going to Bed'. π Sweet dreams, folks! π" Related Funny Posts π€ Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order. Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping. If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, heβd file a restraining order against me. The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle. I always do my best sleeping in the 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.