It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day. Commentary:"Who needs a Valentine when you make Groundhog's Day look like a breeze! 😄 Stay single, stay fabulous! 💁♀️🦔" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency! Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it. Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either. What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is? Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.