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- Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!
- I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.
- There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.
- It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.
- What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?