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It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

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"Who needs a Valentine when you make Groundhog's Day look like a breeze! 😄 Stay single, stay fabulous! 💁‍♀️🦔"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged celebration, day, expectations, Groundhog, holiday, humor, i, love, ok, relationship, single, Valentine on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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