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*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

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Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

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Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

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This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

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I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

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If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

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Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

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Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.