It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and… Commentary:When your shadow starts beefing with you, you know it's time to hit the AC! 😎🔥✌️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned. It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work. It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it. You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.