I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Oops, looks like I forgot to charge my "kiss commission" fee! 😅💋😂 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me. They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit. Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss. I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge. I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.