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I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

Commentary:
Fluffy friends: 1, logic: 0. 🐝😄

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animal, animal behavior, behavior, bumblebee, convinced, cute, cuteness, fluffiness, fluffy, humor, myself, persuasion, self, self persuasion, sting, too on Jul 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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