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I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

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I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

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Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

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Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

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If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

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I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

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Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.