I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out. Posted onSep 25, 20234 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me. Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years. Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day. I embarrass myself in front of myself. Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.
