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  • I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.
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  • If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?
  • I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.
  • When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.
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