Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

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If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

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I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

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Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

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It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

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Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

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Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

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There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

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I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

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Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

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Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.