Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

Just accidentally closed a tab I've had been meaning to read for the past two years.

Commentary:
“Oops! It seems like that tab just wasn’t meant to be! 🤷‍♂️ Here’s to hoping it wasn’t too important… or too interesting! 😅 #AccidentallyOnPurpose”

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