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When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

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I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

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I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

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Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

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Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

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My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

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I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.