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At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

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2 months ago

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I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.

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5 months ago

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My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

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2 months ago

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A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

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4 months ago

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I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

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4 months ago

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My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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2 months ago

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26 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

87 shares on Facebook this month:

Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

42 shares on WeChat this month:

Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

11 shares on Snapchat this month:

When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

86 shares on Slack this month:

The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.

88 shares on Discord this month:

I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

83 shares on Twitch this month:

In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

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Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you make too much money.

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That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

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I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

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Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

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Nothing fixes your life the way deactivating Instagram does.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.

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We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

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People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

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Just shared via Threads:

I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

Going bananas on Discord:

Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

Seen just now on X:

Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

Spotted on Instagram:

The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

Just landed via YouTube:

The government even made aliens boring.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

Spotted on TikTok:

Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

Just landed via Messenger:

I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

Just landed via TikTok:

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

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At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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