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Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

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Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

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I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

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Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

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Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

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The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

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I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.

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When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

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If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

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Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.