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How much longer do we have to keep pretending that Pilates isn’t a sex thing?

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I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.

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It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

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Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

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I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

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Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

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Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

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My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

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Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

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Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

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Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?

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I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

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If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

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Sorry, I can’t tonight. I’m busy taking things personally.

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Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

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