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Just cleaned out my junk drawer if anyone needs a CD to reinstall Windows 95.

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Funny quote about decluttering, featuring a nostalgic joke about finding an old Windows 95 CD.

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Just cleaned out my junk drawer if anyone needs a CD to reinstall Windows 95.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

How am I supposed to relax when there are things?

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.

The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

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